The funny thing is that, like, everybody gets our names wrong.
Everybody gets Fili and Kili wrong. Even Peter would go, "Kili— Fili."
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
you think you’re hot but that’s because you just got burnt
makin my way downtown, making meth, something something, something somethinggggggggggggg
#40. Do not have more than two redheaded characters or people will think you’re up to something. #66. Time your writing schedule to coincide with the different phases of the moon. #75. Write as if you’ve been possessed by a demon but like a nice demon. #79. Never kill a dog in your book. The dogs will know. #101. Write to displease whatever god you believe in. #102. Believe in monsters. (via glarewolf)
i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
Do you ever just want to go to Hogwarts?
Like, you don’t want to be a member of the trio, or the order, or a death eater.
You just want to go to the school.
You want to know what it feels like to be up late stressing over potions homework, or how it feels to really ride a broom, and just go to Hogwarts on a normal year as a normal student
all the time
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing
Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.
my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”