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danception:

My teacher had this on her desk and I just
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nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)

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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid
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fappuclno:

Summer?
More like
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vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

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lettersfromdean:

the-moose-and-the-fallen-angel:

rainbowcrowfeathers:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

thegovernmentstolemytoad:

i’m half convinced that robert downey jr. and jeffrey dean morgan are related.

i mean

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headcanon that Tony Stark is Sam and Dean’s long lost uncle

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

It’s why Dean can fix cars and Sam always has wifi

this explains so much

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

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themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

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hamtaryo:

darrynek:

*high fives you with my penis*

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